BE HAPPY NOW! ASK ME HOW!

After years of successful power dating, true love™ and stable relationships, It’s high time I shared my practical life skills with the world through this advice column. Oh screw it – who am I fooling? I’ve had more bad dates than Imelda Marcos had shoes and found true love tricky to maintain, while my longest relationship to date was actually with an imaginary pony. That said, I’ve been round the block a few times, been a good friend to many and learnt a lot about life and love. So if you have a problem or dilemma you’re stuck with, write into me and I’ll be happy to give you my two pennies’ worth of sense.

Some basic rules:
1. NO NAMES. Pick yourself out an alias. Good advice isn’t always pretty, and I’ll be far more balanced and honest if I don’t know who you are.
2. I can’t promise to answer or print every message, but I’ll do my best.
3. You can be angry, you can be honest, but don’t be hateful.
4. Just because I’m supposed to be the “gay about town”, doesn’t mean you have to be. Questions are welcome from anyone

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